Wednesday, November 27, 2013

The Revolution

Sometimes it's a mad house around here.  This is an actual skype conversation I had with Glen. Today. About 5 minutes ago. Please feel free to amuse yourself at our expense.

[12:22:35 PM] Lindsey Newsome: if i had tweeter my hashtags for right now would be

#isitnaptimeyet

#pleaserescueme

#therevolultionhasbegun

and that's why i don't have twitter, because i write things like tweeter. #notatechie

[12:25:24 PM] Lindsey Newsome: #iamusemyhusband

[12:25:25 PM] Glen Newsome: the revolution has begun?

[12:25:28 PM] Glen Newsome: lol

[12:26:37 PM] Lindsey Newsome: the children staged a cu ku coo, whatever, they staged it

[12:26:49 PM] Lindsey Newsome: especially the climber

[12:27:09 PM] Lindsey Newsome: he's the ringleader, don't be fooled . . .the oldest is just the spokesperson

[12:27:26 PM] Glen Newsome: coup de ta

[12:27:39 PM] Glen Newsome: you are really funny right now

[12:27:57 PM] Glen Newsome: I think Anna is the ringleader

[12:28:05 PM] Glen Newsome: the boo behind the curtain

[12:28:59 PM] Lindsey Newsome: that's because they've destroyed the house and driven me mad

[12:30:06 PM] Glen Newsome: and you've retreated to skype and let the house fall?

[12:30:31 PM] Lindsey Newsome: yes, though in a new development i took a tiny hostage

[12:30:38 PM] Glen Newsome: lol

[12:30:40 PM] Lindsey Newsome: i straped him to my back and gave him a banan

[12:30:42 PM] Lindsey Newsome: banana

[12:30:54 PM] Lindsey Newsome: i think i'll be able to make him talk

[12:31:10 PM] Glen Newsome: what information do you plan to get out of him?

[12:31:52 PM] Lindsey Newsome: the location of their headquarters and their next plan of attack

[12:32:12 PM] Glen Newsome: I think he will be difficult to break

[12:33:00 PM] Lindsey Newsome: if he won't crack, i'll just put him in a small wooden cell and let him sleep until 4

[12:33:08 PM] Glen Newsome: good plan

[12:33:12 PM] Lindsey Newsome: by then, he'll be calling my name!

[12:33:18 PM] Lindsey Newsome: begging to talk

[12:33:25 PM] Glen Newsome: lol

 [12:34:31 PM] Lindsey Newsome: my location has been compromised! this might be the end. I love you!

[12:34:41 PM] Glen Newsome: I love you!

tiny hostage.

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